NARRY AU: Niall is a very wealthy lawyer. He’s so devoted to his job that he hasn’t dated in ages. Until one night his friends take him out to a local bar, where Harry is performing. Harry is your typical badboy rockstar type, covered in tattoos and whatnot. Not at all Niall’s type. Or so he thought. He finds himself being drawn to the guy all night and ends up taking him home. I think we all know what happens after that. (based off of this post)
Harry Potter’s greatest feat might not have been defeating Voldemort, but teaching young people around the world. At least that’s the finding of a new paper in the Journal of Applied Social Psychology.
Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate youDay 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbagMonth 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRMonth 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? PleaseMonth 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.Year 1: One down. 17 to go…Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEARTYear 3: Oh thank god that’s overYear 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shitYear 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS
Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?
year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!
year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.
Harry shows off his toned torso as he lounges poolside in Los Angeles. - 14/07/11
Harry in music videos complete! Hella cute even with the mozart hair if ya ask me.
Other Boys: Zayn tbc
Zayn in all his little outfits in music videos. So cute. My arm hurts now. Kiss you was the time to be alive. Bring me back!! :)
Other boys: Harry tbc